A full guide to South Park: The Stick of Truth on PC: choosing a class, how timed-hit combat and PP work, magic farts and summons, buddies, equipment and strap-ons, the friends system and Chinpokomon collecting, plus a spoiler-light story outline and tips for avoiding missables.
Researched September 2026 — current as of the final PC patch (Patch03, April 2014); the game is complete. Live games change; check the linked sources if something differs.
| Class | Style | Tips |
|---|---|---|
| Fighter | Direct melee damage, gross-out and bleed effects | Easiest first run |
| Mage | Spells with elemental and status effects | Pairs well with fart magic |
| Thief | Bleed, multiple hits, backstab-style attacks | High damage when set up |
| Jew | "Jew-jitsu" and long-range attacks | Most unusual kit; read the ability tooltips carefully |
Each class has a set of abilities you upgrade with points earned on level up. Upgrade your most-used damage ability first, then a crowd-control or status ability.
| Class | Weapon choice | Strap-on / patch focus | Best buddy pairing |
|---|---|---|---|
| Fighter | Heavy melee | Bleed and gross-out strap-ons; PP regen patches | Butters for healing |
| Mage | Ranged or elemental melee | Burning and shock strap-ons; mana patches | Cartman to stack burning |
| Thief | Fast melee | Bleed strap-ons; damage patches | Stan for extra pressure |
| Jew | Ranged | Damage and PP patches; survivability | Butters to keep you alive |
These are starting points. Because gear is not class-locked, the best build is whatever strap-ons you have found.
Status effects decide most fights. The main ones:
| Status | Effect |
|---|---|
| Bleeding | Damage over time |
| Burning | Damage over time; spreads |
| Grossed Out | Damage over time from gross attacks |
| Pissed Off | Target is angered; read the tooltip, since it changes how they act |
| Stunned | Enemy loses turns |
| Shocked | Electric status effect |
Strap-ons and patches (weapon and armor modifications) add effects such as bleeding, armor weakening and elemental damage. Slot them in every weapon and armor piece.
| Fart | Main uses |
|---|---|
| Sneaky Squeaker | Distract and combine with objects, can knock enemies over |
| Cup-A-Spell | Remotely fart into objects to trigger puzzles |
| Nagasaki | Big explosion; destroys blockades and heavy obstacles |
| Dragon Shout | Powerful combat fart; knocks enemies back |
Many environmental kills and shortcuts rely on combining farts with fire, flames or electricity.
Summons (Jesus, Mr. Hankey, Mr. Slave and Tuong Lu Kim) are unlocked through side quests and deliver a huge attack that usually ends a normal fight: Jesus sprays gunfire, and Mr. Slave deals with an enemy in his own memorable way. Uses are limited, and they are not a reliable answer to bosses, so spend them on regular fights you do not want to grind.
| Buddy | Role |
|---|---|
| Butters | Healer/support; the safest early companion |
| Cartman | Grand Wizard; fire damage and burning |
| Stan | Warrior; solid melee damage |
| Kyle | Elf; mixed attacks and status effects |
| Kenny | Princess Kenny; disruptive support |
| Jimmy | Bard; song-based buffs and debuffs |
Swap buddies mid-fight when one is low. Each buddy's abilities improve as the story progresses.
The game runs over several days in-game. You arrive as the New Kid and get pulled into the kids' fantasy LARP.
Side quests include ManBearPig with Al Gore, the Underpants Gnomes, and many local favors.
Stick of Truth's achievements are mostly earned by playing thoroughly, but a handful are rare because they need a deliberate plan. Names and descriptions below are from the Steam achievement list.
| Achievement | Requirement | How to plan it |
|---|---|---|
| More Popular Than John Lennon | Everyone in South Park is your friend | The rarest social one (about 3% of players). Talk to every NPC in every chapter and finish friend-granting side quests before the finale |
| More Popular Than Jesus | Make friends with half of South Park | Comes naturally if you do side quests |
| Friends in Strange Places | Befriend both the crab people and the gnomes | Easy to miss; follow those side stories through |
| Daddy Issues | Befriend your father | Story-adjacent; keep talking to Randy |
| Chinpokolypse | Collect all Chinpokomon | About 6% of players; use a checklist while exploring |
| Clothes Whore / Full Arsenal | Collect all costumes / own all weapons and costumes | Loot every container and buy from shops; very few players get these |
| No Child Left Behind | Finish the game without your buddy knocked out at the end of a battle | Keep Butters or another healer active and heal your buddy before finishing blows |
| Shutout | Block every enemy attack in one non-tutorial battle | Try it on a small fight against a single slow enemy |
| Weapon Proficiency / Skilled Defender | 100 perfect attacks / 100 blocked attacks | Comes naturally if you practice timed hits |
| Re-Buttal | Interrupt 5 channel attacks with a fart | Watch for enemies charging a big attack, then fart to interrupt |
| Truth to Power | Fart on four major authority figures | Keep a fart ready around important adults in the story |
| Dog Whistle | Fart on a dog while in gnome form | Only possible during the gnome-sized section; remember it then |
| Mastery | Unlock all upgrades for one New Kid ability | Put all your ability points into one favorite skill |
Fart-out-of-combat achievements (Canadian Handshake, Animal Cruelty, Stay Down, Dragon Wrath, Just Saying Hi) are grinds you can pick up at any time while exploring.
Which class should I pick? Fighter for an easy first run, Mage for fart synergy, Thief for high damage, Jew for a quirky playstyle.
Can I play The Fractured but Whole first? Yes, but Stick of Truth comes first chronologically and is shorter.
What is the level cap? It is low and you reach it before the end of the story. After that, progression is gear, strap-ons, patches and perks.
How many Chinpokomon are there? Dozens. The Chinpokolypse achievement requires every one, so follow a location checklist if you are hunting it.
Is the PC version censored? No. The original PS3 and Xbox 360 releases were censored in Europe, Australia and several other regions, but the Windows version remained uncensored everywhere.
How long is the game? Reviewers put the story at a solid 12 to 14 hours with some side content.